Friday, June 20, 2008

My Week...

Well It's time for my weekly break....I feel like I've been going crazy this week, no time for any rest! Well, I started my internship this week, and already I've met the craziest people...There is BZee, the most GAYEST (I know it's wrong, just doing this for emphasis), who thought he was deceiving me about his sexuality at first...Abi did he see feeding bottle in my mouth? Sha he finally admitted the truth yesterday; Not that he had to tell me, because we had a whole discussion about shoes, and he has the most effeminate gestures ever, so my gaydar was tingling! He is actually the sweetest person ever, and he has changed some of my perceptions about gay people (Just being honest here, don't hate). Then, there is SK, who basically told me his whole life story within 10 minutes of our knowing each other...I don't know if I have something on my forehead that makes people want to tell me everything; maybe I should become a therapist? Anyway I digress. SK is really nice as well, but he has been delighting in giving me excess information, and I doubt both of them know what personal space, but it's cool 'cos they're nice.

I got the weirdest call on wednesday. Some dude called me up, and after speaking unintelligibly for some time, he asked me who was speaking. How do you call someone and ask them who's speaking? I promptly hung up. The same dude called with a different number, then proceeded to tell me my name and tell me how I gave him my number earlier that day. Seeing as I had been busy with work all day, and I had not given any one my number that day, I had to wonder what was going on. Of course I told the dude I did no such thing. I though the episode was over, but noooo... The idiot decided to keep texting me. Finally I asked the moron to to tell me his identity and stop bugging me; apparently that was a bad thing to do. This idiot is gonna call me, all emotional, talking about how I'm a tease; that I probably just go around giving ppl my # and he basically ended up implying dat I was a ho. Lekwanu mu ihu nsogbu...For that, I basically gave him a prescription for some balls and told him to quickly lose my number. I'm not a rude person...he just ticked me off, and he picked the worst moment to do it too...I was very stressed out at the time! By the way, I still don't know it was.

Make una hold me oh...I will soon kill somebody for this country. The soon-to-be victim is this overgrown moron whom I'll call pO. This useless idiot is a frickin' pervert, and I've been trying to ignore him but over the last week he really has been stomping on my last nerve. He's my friends' friend, he always kinda got on my nerves; you know all these local champions who think they're the s**t but really aren't? That's pO right there. Anyways, this dude has developed an obsession with each of the aforementioned friends, but now he's really obsessed with one of them, A. The idiot has been calling A's phone and making obscene statements like "When I get you alone I will deal with you...I will f*** u till ur a** tears." That already put me off; I hate such people. This man is married with a child, but he has left his wife and child in 9ja so that he -in his words- can "enjoy life and play around". That's not my issue though. Last week he went overboard, physically hurting her. If I had not stepped into the house when I had, I probably would have been dealing with a case of rape. Now given my history, you can understand why he is particularly revolting to me can't you? He knows I detest him too, 'cos everytime he sees me now he always asks me why I hate him (Like he does not know)....It's on! He just messed with the wrong one...

Moving on from that idiot (I swear he puts me in a terrible state of mind)....My daddy decided to help me out. Yay! Now I'm car hunting....hoping I get one soon.

After all the craziness of this week, I'm just glad it's friday...at least I can rest a little bit. Okay I take that back...I haven't really done any studying this week so I will definitely be immersed in my books.

Well, I'm off to listen to some mellow music and enjoy my evening...the studying can resume tomorrow. Have a lovely evening people!

8 comments:

LG said...

1stttttttttt

buhahahahahahaha@ gaydar,

@po/ unknown caller
babes i cant fit shout o, jus be careful o, have u reported him yet??

congrats on d...d.... u kno na!.lolll

njoy ur w'end

Zena said...

Have a good weekend dear

@pO, can anything be done about him? I detest ppl like dat with a passion, he needs to be dealt with

Jay said...

Hmm....i hate mystery callers, they are just annoying. Normally i threathen to forward their number to the police...that ususally freaks them out lol!!

Ha!! this pest of a man is a real dog...please just be careful and stay away from him.....

I think this is my first time here..nice blog, like the way you write.

LG said...

swerrry, hope u r gud?

i ve updated n i need ur input on sumn, oya come........

In my head and around me said...

pO needs to be arrested. She should record his calls and report him to the police Kia kia. I am a strong believer in nipping things in the bud.

What a vulgar and repulsive statement. People are damn irritating. I mean, was that supposed to make her want him?

simplegal said...

Everyone, I'm still thinking of how to deal with the idiot pO...Thank you for all your concern...I shall update you on the issue in my next post.

@ lg: Yay...I'm happy someone thinks it's cool to be first here...:) And u've updated..You know I'll be at ur blog after this!

@ Zena: Thank u dear...I'm on my way to ur blog too.

@ Jarrai: Thanx very plenty...I will keep dat in mind...Some ppl need to be taught a gud lesson!

@ imhaam: Help me see oh...I dunno why he is just such a repulsive human being...and he thinks his sexual prowess is great too...Mugu! And I'm waiting for you to update oh!

LG said...

babes no update yet??????????

Jaguda said...

mystery callers suck!