Mini Update

Hey everyone!

Sorry I've been away for so long; Been busier than I thought I'd be....actually scratch that, because I haven't been as busy as I ought to be.

I've been reading blogs, just haven't had the energy to comment. I apologize for that.

Truth is, I've been feeling so out of it; I feel very unlike my usual self. It's like I've been in a persistent funk; I know that I have a temper, but these days seems like it's triggered much more easily. My emotions just feel so volatile!
I don't mean to sound so depressing, just been feeling that way, and it's so annoying because I can't explain what the problem is. Hope I get over this self-pity fest soon.

It's not all doom and gloom here though. On the bright side, I'm still not a roadside tomato seller...I haven't aced anything, but I'm no longer failing any classes, and I hope to keep things that way. It's weird though that I was so freaked out about Anatomy and it's turning out to be the class that I'm performing pretty well in. Just goes to show that you never know hey??

I hope to be back in full -and happy - simplegal form soon. To make up for my absence, I'll leave you with my latest ''poem'' (now that I think of it, it's kinda depressing too):

I stand before you
Looking at you
Seeing you looking at me
But I wonder if you see me;
Your forehead is puckered
With a look of concentration
But I still wonder if you see me

What face do your wear today?
I never really can tell
Are you wearing your Rose tinted glasses
That color your world, and me, in flowery shades,
Shades I don't see to be me

Or are you wearing your cracked glasses
That distort your view
magnifying my flaws,
double vision creating false copies
Of what you think be to be

I stand before you
Wondering what runs through your mind
Seeing you look at, and yet through me
Wondering how you do not see
The splintered pices oof my person

And while I watch you
Trying to figure you out
I wish that while you look through me
You would see the repeated thought,
Hear the replaying refrain of my thoughts:

Can you look,
Could you see,
Would you truly let me be?
Do you hear
Do you percieve
The true essence that is
Me?

Like I said, sorry, a bit depressing, hope to be back to happy Simplegal soon.

Ka Odi nu

P.S Forgive any grammatical blunders; tired and typing this from my phone.

Yayyyy!!!!

I passed my anatomy exam! I barely made it over the pass mark, but the most important thing is that I passed =) Thanks for being so supportive y'all!

I still went ahead and got a tutor for both subjects, just to make sure I'm getting all the help I need. I also went to see both professors (well since I failed the other subject I didn't have much of a choice), and we went over the papers and made corrections, and they gave me tips for studying and improving in this current unit.
I felt a little bad though, coz the professor I was assigned to for my failing grade was my advisory dean, and I did the worst in his section (which was actually the easiest section on the test, I just made some REALLY stupid mistakes).

Anyhoos, I just stopped by really quick to update. I have to go play catch up so I can actually have genuine questions to ask my tutor, and not look like a complete DUNCE in anatomy lab tomorrow.

Ka Odi Nu

P.S I've noticed my few posts seem to be centered around school and it's stress...I gotta change this! I'll be updating soon with the story of my adorable Italian crush....

Not A Good Look...

...so far. Haven't gotten all my results (anatomy). What I did get was not good. I failed :(

I had to wait to post this coz I was not having a good day yesterday. Anyways, I've cried it outta my system, and I'm trying to focus on not being weighed down by this, and doing my best to improve in this new unit. I just wish my anatomy teacher would post the grades already....

I'll be back to update fully when I get my other grade.

Jishi nu ike.

Whew!

I made it through my unit 1 exam. Now if only I can get to the 70% pass mark, especially for Anatomy. Guess I'll know in a little bit.

Full update coming soon. Now gotta go sleep, crashing after one too many Red Bulls.

Ka Odi Nu.

Aargh!

This day is driving me crazy! Had to endure two of the worst lectures ever this morning (I usually learn when I go to class, but I certainly will not be attending this particular professor's lecture any more!). I have gotten to the point where - like Sting said I probably would - I'm asking what I got myself into; this is just week 2, mind you. On the bright side, I haven't gotten to my ''roadside tomato seller'' point, lol.

My parents/younger brother decided to make me some kind of family mediator, and I've been having to deal with that. On top of that, the stupid, disorganized peeps at my lil bro's school seem to think I'm some stand in parent or something, and they keep blowing up my phone....urgh! So do not need that!

Sorry, just had to have a mini-venting session. I'll be back in regular form soon...okay now back to the pleura and the lungs!!

Ka Odi Nu!!

Good News!

I know I owe you all my good news. I haven't been able to post because I've been busy packing.

I just moved to NY! It's wonderful being at home, being pampered, and just plain enjoying myself =) I'm still trying to adjust though. New Yorkers are a whole 'nother breed, especially for lil ole me who has lived in the south since I came to this country.

My reason for the move, and my second piece of good news: I got into med school!!! I've been slowly losing my mind, trying to get everything organized, but I've never been so happy to do so! In about two and a half weeks, yours truly can officially be called an MS I. I'll probaly be asking myself why I didn't just become a roadside tomato seller in a few weeks (like I always do when school stresses me out), but for now, I'm just happy.

So my people, pls do a celebratory dance for me today. Shout halle- with me. Share my testimony with me =). And thank you for all your support!

Okay now it's back to e-mailing, faxing, and purchasing.

Ka Odi nu.

Happiness!

I know I owe you all a full rant, but I'm too happy to get into those negative emotions!

I'll be back to share my good news shortly...just got to my turn at the car shop!

You know what I cannot stand?

People who don't know to stfu. i hate people who constantly feel the need to belittle other people constantly, and feel like they are better than all others. Who died and made you god?

What is even more annoying is the fact that said people in question only have perceived ''great qualities''

Seriously, if you have nothing good to say, SHUT THE HELL UP!! Mschew. This is just a mini-rant. Full rant coming soon.

Trying Out Mobile Blogging!

Hello everyone!

So in typical simplegal technology challenged fashion, I have just now learned
how to blog from my phone. I'm so excited! This way I'll probably post more
often :)

I'm currently lying in bed on my belly fighting nausea and my tummy hurts too.
You see, about a week ago I found out I have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. It was
somewhat a relief to figure out what was wrong. Anyways, I was started on
Metformin, and the side effects suck! I've had nausea, gas (have limited going
out to avoid traumatizing people with my flatulence), and mild diarrhea (any
kind of diarrhea sucks anyway).

Hopefully this nausea subsides so I can get down to the business of enjoying my
day off!

I just realized that this post is pretty much a whinefest. I'll have to make up
for that next time! And I'm still excited about mobile blogging (what's a short
name for it? Moblogging? Mogging? Someone lemme know =])

Ka Odi nu.

Boarding School Stories II: A is for Agama Agama

According to Wikipedia, "Agama agama is a species of lizard from the Agamidae family, found in most of sub-Saharan Africa."

As far as I was concerned, in JSS 1 at the time, Wikipedia was absolutely right. When I was asked by a senior student (Whom I shall call Snr. B) in the hostel if I knew what Agama agama was, I confidently replied that I did, and even went ahead, in my typical ITK fashion, to explain that it was a species of lizard, etc, and that the she should find it easy to identify because those kinds of lizards could be found crawling on our dorm walls all the time. I felt proud of myself after answering the question. After all, it was because I'd been reading my older brothers' biology textbooks that I happened to know this information. I finished answering the question with a smile on my face, and even asked the Snr. B if she had any other question before I left.

So, in the midst of all the happiness, imagine my surprise when Snr. B's response to my detailed answer was a hot slap! While reeling from the slap, I tried to backtrack and see where I went wrong, to see if I'd missed some cues from the other students around who all suddenly seemed to be wearing matching smirks. I thought to myself that in hindsight, perhaps I shouldn't have answered the question in such detail, or perhaps I should have feigned ignorance. Maybe Snr. B was just mad because I told her something she obviously didn't know (After all, everyone knew she kinda was a dundee). However, it turned out that none of these factors was the problem. That became clear when B told me that she'd "show me what agama agama was" and that I'd "see fire today."

As it turns out, Agama Agama was actually a corporal punishment. Snr. B gleefully asked another junior student to demonstrate the punishment to me, and after seeing it, I began to think that I REALLY should have shut my mouth. Basically, you have to support your whole body weight on your elbows and the tips of your toes; So you lie down straight on the floor, then you cup your face with your hands, and then you push yourself up until all your weight is supported on your elbows and toes. Most importantly, your stomach, knees, and any other body part (apart from the elbows and toes) must not touch the ground. Each time one of those offending parts touched the ground, you got slapped, and 10 more minutes were added onto your punishment time.

For someone like me this was the worst punishment ever devised. I was a kpengele girl in JSS 1; I almost looked like a kwashiorkor patient. My huge tummy kept touching the floor of course, and when I tried to adjust, I was told that I was that I was making a V, and my back was actually meant to remain straight. I had no means of escape. I prayed and prayed for afternoon prep that day, until I realized it was a Saturday, so I wouldn't be getting any such relief. My arms felt like jelly; I'd never felt them shake so badly. Snr. B wasn't even looking at me or listening to me. I cried, I fell, I begged, I pleaded, I even tried bribery (Snr. B was also known to have anya ukwu; I was so sure that would work), all to no avail. After about 2 hours – the result of many 10 minute increments – Snr. B finally let me up. Those seemed like the longest two hours of my life. I made sure I told her how grateful I was (another lesson I had learnt in my short stint at boarding school), and promised that I'd never repeat whatever offence it was that I'd committed.

That was when Snr. B turned to me and said there was no need for apologies. I was feeling relieved until I heard the next statements out of her mouth. She said I didn't need to apologize, because I hadn't DONE ANTHING WRONG! She said that she'd had a bad day, and just felt like punishing someone, and I was just the 'unfortunate soul' that happened to work for her.

I walked off, fuming – on the inside of course, I wouldn't dare show any anger, for fear of receiving more punishment – and realized 3 important things:

1. Snr. B really was the dundee she was reputed to be. I mean, who punishes someone like that just because?
   
2. Things are actually funny until they happen to you. I bet if my older brother had told me this story, I would have found it hilarious –that was before it actually happened to me of course
   
3. Senior students were to be avoided at ANY cost!
   

Later on I would find out that there were many more interesting letters of the corporal punishment alphabet. That weren't necessarily as physically tasking this punishment was, but they were just as painful. That's a story for another day though.

 

To all the boarders/ attendees of ajekpako secondary schools, what was the equivalent of Agama agama for you?

Heavy Thoughts on My Mind…11/19/09

So I came across this post I had typed up on my computer on November 19, 2009, and I thought I'd share it. I guess I've been dealing with some things that I didn't want to bring to the forefront. I am, however, going through a journey of transparent self-honesty, and I find that sharing seems to help. I love being an anonymous blogger.

And I should add that things have DEFINITELY improved since I typed this; maybe my dad seemed to realize what he stood to lose when mama got so sick earlier on in the year. Anyways, here it goes:

 

 

I don't know what to do with myself right now…I'm just typing away to see if it gives me some sense of relief. I can't sleep, I'm having a little pity fest too, but I can't help it! I feel so down.

I'm saddened by the state of my parent's marriage. There, I said it. I'm upset that my father keeps belittling and disparaging my mother in front of others. No matter what, she should be given respect as his wife and mother to his four children. I cannot believe that he cannot see how much damage he's done to her. I cannot believe that he cannot sense how much damage he's doing to ME talking to me about my mum like that.

"She has no ambition."

"If she was someone who took anything seriously, she'd do this…"

"Look at how she looks. This isn't the woman I married."

While he talks about how fat she is, or how the only reason he's still with her is because of us, he seems to forget his role in her current "state":

• He has conveniently forgotten that he asked her to be a stay at home wife
  
• He has conveniently forgotten that he never showed her any real encouragement with any endeavors she had that would take her away from home. After all, who was going to take care of the kids?
  
• He complained about her getting maids to help around the house, while never considering that she was taking care of his family too (Way more than us and her family too).
  

Worst of all, it's like he never looks at himself in the mirror. His thickening waistline and his heavier self isn't the man my mum married either, but I don't hear her complain. He may not be "obese" like she is, but if she can love him unconditionally, why can't he do the same?

He would flinch to hear this, but what he has been doing to her is called abuse. He would never lift a finger to her, I'll give him that, but there are so many other forms of abuse. This is verbal and emotional abuse.

I'm not exonerating mum of any blame either. She lets him chip away at her self esteem without saying anything. My mum is the strongest woman I know, but sometimes I wonder if she realizes it herself. I would never blame her for foregoing her dreams to take care of us; she always tells us how happy she was and still is to take care of us, and I always feel like my heart is being squeezed when she says that; I know how much she's sacrificed.

Sometimes though, I wish she'd stand up for herself more and not let my dad and his domineering self walk all over her. I wish she would take better care of herself. I wish she'd do it for her, and not for anyone else: not my dad, not us, not her family. Just for her. I want her to get that spring back in her step, that shining confidence and assurance in her eyes. I want to stop seeing that look of panic that she can't disguise no matter how hard she tries.

Momma has been ill a lot lately and I keep freaking out. I'm ashamed to say it, but I keep getting scared that she'll die. My stomach knots and I feel nauseous when I think of it. I know that I'm selfish in thinking of only how it impacts me, but I think I have every right to be selfish about my mum.

I'm confused. I've always been the closest to my dad, but as I've been growing up, his attitude towards my mum is slowly wedging a space between us. I can't approach my dad with this subject and I don't know what to do. I just know that if this goes on, I might get to a point where I'll completely lose that closeness with him.

I'm not saying that I'm perfect or that they both have to be perfect. I just want them to be the best they can. I want the fairy tale family I used to have back.

 

I feel so much better letting this all out.

Just For Me, on Sunday Morning

Have you ever been in a certain place, heard a certain message, or watched a certain piece, and felt that you were personally being addressed? Well, that's how I felt on Sunday. I almost missed going to service that morning; it was raining, so the weather was cool, my bed seemed extra soft, and I just wanted to keep on sleeping. I missed the first two services, and finally, I dragged myself out of bed to go to the third service.

At church, it seemed like everything was just for me, I tell you. I've been worrying about my mum's health for a long time. She's had this boil for years now. Yes, I said a boil. It started innocently enough; just a little sore that resolved itself pretty quickly, or so it seemed. It's been persistent though. For the past 8 years my mum has been dealing with this "boil". She's had it drained, had surgery, prayed about it, nothing seems to be working. It's become especially bad since December of last year. Before that it hadn't given her a problem in over a year, then in December, she woke up one day with her bedsheets soaked with blood from that one little point. It happened again when I went to visit for Christmas, and I was scared out of my mind because I've never seen my mama in so much pain, and over something that didn't seems that big.

So it amazed me when I was in church that morning, and the pastor's wife was talking about praying for healing, and everything she was saying just seemed like it was tailored for my mama. I raised my hand for prayer, and I cried when I was getting that prayer. I don't usually cry at times like this, so I was surprised myself. I hope that God has heard me; I hope he will heal my mum. I think she really needs to put this illness behind her. I've been so scared to hear of her test results for weeks now, but after really praying about it on Sunday, I'm feeling more confident that everything will be fine. My work entails reading cancer charts all day, and I been praying fervently that that is not what is wrong. Well, we'll find out next week.

Anyways, the service continued, and we had a special group minister that morning. One segment of the play they did was on abuse. They were talking about people who'd been abused or molested at any point in time, and how forgiveness was needed, or it affected every part of one's life. I just sat in my chair, watching, listening, and I was shook. I've been trying to deal with my issues. I told you about being molested by my cousin when I was younger, and I really thought I'd made my peace with it. When I realized I truly wasn't was when I logged onto Facebook sometime last week, and I had a friend request from this cousin in question. I logged onto Facebook every day last week, looked at that friend request, and just moved on elsewhere. I couldn't bring myself to respond.

That's why I sat in my chair that morning in church, just trying to sort my feelings out, but just generally feeling shook. I realized that maybe this had been affecting my life in many ways. I went after service for prayer because I needed some help. I prayed, I was prayed for, and I cried. I was happy to let it out because I'd never cried about it before. I'd had many feelings: anger, denial, shame, acceptance, heck I'd even made excuses for why it had happened, told myself maybe it was my fault In some way, justified it by saying I should count myself lucky that I wasn't raped, even when it happened a second time, by another different person. So I stood at that altar, and cried about it. I cried about my shame, I cried about my anger, I cried about all the ways it had been affecting me, I just cried and just cleansed my spirit. I found that forgiveness, that understanding it seemed I couldn't find before.

I got home feeling so much better, and very happy that I had not missed that service that morning. Later in the day, I logged on Facebook, and I added the cousin in question as a friend. One of my friends who knows about the whole situation was angry with me for doing that. I told her that that was what I had to do for me. I'm never going to get the apology I'd thought I needed for so long from him. I'd thought that was what I needed to move on. I know he's not going to give it, and for the first time in my life, I don't care! He's moved on with his life, he got married over the holidays, he's happy, so why should I be the one weighed down with this? I've found that forgiveness, that peace that transcends all the negative emotions I'd been dealing with.

Happy New Year to you all, hope the year is going great so far!

Nodi nu ofuma!